**The Scott Adams School – Wednesday, August 12, 2026**
It’s Wednesday and **the Home Team is in the house!** ☕️
We have WAY too many stories to choose from today, so who knows where this train is headed. But here’s what’s on the board:
🏙️ **The Mamdanis of New York City suddenly seem to be big fans of security.** Funny how that works.
🚚 **Did President Trump perform a magic trick with a catering truck?** We have questions.
😬 And a very special edition of **“If I had to see it, you have to see it”** featuring TWO of Erica’s least favorite women. You’re welcome in advance.
🗳️ **What happened in Wisconsin last night?** Are we looking at more election shenanigans, or is there another explanation?
Plus plenty of other news, clips, opinions, and whatever rabbit holes the Home Team manages to wander into.
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